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Horrific things to hear:
1. We're out of tea
2. I'm going that way too
3. Show everyone that impression
4. Can we have a quick chat?

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 19, 2015

ENSURE that no strangers bother you in the town centre, by carrying around a pen and clipboard. (via @_Enanem_)

— 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 (@TwopTwips) April 19, 2015

Disney's Beauty and the Beast adds another famous face… http://t.co/xHSg3Y5jik pic.twitter.com/RysAGVLtJ7

— Radio Times (@RadioTimes) April 22, 2015

Someone just needs to create an app that will decide which cereal to choose in the supermarket. SO. MANY. OPTIONS.

— Tesco (@Tesco) April 20, 2015

Nigel Farage wants the BBC to stop making Doctor Who, Strictly Come Dancing, and Top Gear http://t.co/VbZSn87O4H pic.twitter.com/699h3gdyZa

— The Independent (@Independent) April 22, 2015

Whether you love it or hate it, there’s lots of fascinating facts about #UKrain http://t.co/Z4qnpjUMR8 pic.twitter.com/JWVHSREZT8

— Met Office (@metoffice) April 25, 2015

#recap Best dinosaur ever.http://t.co/xxrdzEfZ4Q pic.twitter.com/2wQfBOplLF

— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 25, 2015

"What's this we're watching?" – Translation: This programme is absolutely rubbish

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) April 25, 2015